aka your next favorite Frenchie

Yo hoomans,
Stop scrolling—your new obsession just entered the chat.
Name’s ZERO, and trust me, you’re gonna wanna stick around 💙🐾

🧬 Quick Stats

• Breed: French Bulldog (Blue Pied, baby!)
• Birthday: June 18, 2023
• Location: Currently vibin’ in Sydney, Australia ☀️🌴
• Love language: Physical touch. Constantly. Forever. No exceptions.

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Absolute chaos 💥
Certified lover boy 💋
Walking serotonin dispenser 😆
If I’m not zoomin’, I’m snorin’. There’s no in-between.

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🐾 What Makes Me ME

✨ No tail – Like… it’s kinda there, but like… is it though? 🤷‍♂️
✨ Short legs gang – When I lie on my side, my paws just… dangle. It’s a vibe.
✨ Pinky snout – Smol, soft, kissable. Period.
✨ Eyes that talk – One look and you’re whipped. Trust.
✨ People? My entire world. I need to be touching you. Always.
✨ Bonus: Rice grain teeth + chaotic underbite = Chubby cheeks on max 🥺😤🫠

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